Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For

Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For

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Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For -- kicking off NOW!!

Love. Sightseeing. Betrayal. Join us and see downtown Manhattan sights and neighborhoods like Wall Street, City Hall, 5 Points, Chinatown, and Little Italy while solving a mystery on NYC's best sightseeing theater tour!

The Setup: Jason Thompson is a humble tour guide trying to take a lovely group around lower Manhattan until his ex-fiance mysteriously appears and derails the proceedings with news that her husband has vanished! Tasked with finding the man who replaced him, Jason and his tour group must brave historic lower Manhattan where things are never quite what they seem seem..especially when an old flame is

Operating as usual

05/02/2022

That late night winter magic of NYC. Should be used on a poster for the next tourism campaign.
📸: the incomparable @whereswilldoe
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#tournoir2022 #tournoirnyc #itstimefornewyork #allinnyc #midtown #tourism #nycwinterouting

31/12/2021

Come Tour Noir'ing with us into 2022. Hopefully with a little less sweat - no promises!
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#tournoirnyc #tournoir2022 #tournoirnewyear #nyc #newyorkcity #sightseeing #happynewyear #nye

31/12/2021

Come Tour Noir'ing with us into 2022. Hopefully with a little less sweat - no promises!
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#tournoirnyc #tournoir2022 #tournoirnewyear #nyc #newyorkcity #sightseeing #happynewyear #nye

27/11/2021

This Small Business Saturday is the perfect time to give the gift of a Tour Noir : A Dame to Guide For and help Tour Guide Jason and his mysterious and alluring femme fatale ex-fiance Veronica solve the case of the century - the disappearance of her new husband in the winding streets of Lower Manhattan 🕵️‍♂️ 🕵️‍♀️

We've been featured in the @nytimes, @nycgo, and you can find us on @airbnbexperiences, @tripadvisorexperiences , and every other experience, travel, and event site else under the sun!

Book now and we'll see ya soon with a the fedoras, sulty dresses, snappy banter, and history you can handle!
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22/11/2021

Excellent run of shows and top notch singing, setlist, and banter. As the legend sang "I'm the first among equals, second to none, the last of the best, you can bury the rest".
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#bobdylan #bobdylanbeacon #bobdylanquotes #roughandrowdyways #itstimesfornyc #beacon #nyc

01/11/2021

Nothing puts a smile on the face like surviving a Halloween Tour Noir! We don't know what our intrepid @columbia group enjoyed more: some friendly booing of NYU buildings or watching pasing cars and pedestrians yell at us during our big finale! My guess - both!
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#tournoirnyc #itstimefornewyork #nyc #columbia #columbiauniversity #halloween #spookyseason #nyc #newyorkcity #sightseeing #tyoc #touryourowncity #nowyork #newyorkisback

20/10/2021

Featured on @nycgo spooky season things to do everyday during October!! Even though October 6th has passed - never fear take a tour any day this month (and even into November)! It'll still be spooky we swear!
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#tournoirnyc #nycgo #spookyseason #allinnyc #newyorkisback #halloween #sightseeing #tourism #nyc

12/10/2021

Always a happy customer!
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#touryourowncity #tournoirnyc #touryourowncity #tyoc #allinnyc #nyc #newyorkcity #spookyseason

28/09/2021

Displaying the goods at the @metmuseum! Crazy.
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#metgala #met #metcostumeinstitute #kidsuper #tournoirnyc #crushingit

29/07/2021

It's only fitting that a "Joe Gallo" would end up on a New York team. Welcome to New York @joeygallo24! Seems like the @yankees enjoyed that part of Tour Noir NYC a little too much...
Learn about the other Joe Gallo with a visit in Little Italy by booking a Tour Noir now!
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13/07/2021

Keep the fedora - shave the neckbeard. Tour Noir is 100% neckbeard free since July 12 2021! Book now for a clean shaven noir!!
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#tournoirnyc #allinnyc #cleanshaven #thegodfather #noneckbeard #tyoc #touryourowncity #nowyork #itstimefornewyork #nyc

Photos from Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For's post 08/07/2021

We're in the @nytimes! Come read the mostly positive review!!! I picked out a few of my favorite sections and quotes. Share your favorite quotes below!! Also book a tour. Special gift for anyone who quotes a line from the article!
Article link: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/08/theater/new-york-city-audio-tours.html
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#tournoirnyc #nytimes #nytimestheater nytimestheaterreview #mostlypositive #gangling
#nowyork #obviouszeal #subsubsubchandlerdialogue #enthusiasmlikestreetgum #itstimesfornyc

Theater Is in the Streets of New York, if You Listen 08/07/2021

Theater Is in the Streets of New York, if You Listen

Tour Noir NYC is in the New York Times which is crazy! Click to read a mostly positive and 100% hilarious review about a "gangling young man with a neckbeard" with his rockabilly femme fatale- while they take you around NYC with "sub sub sub Chandler dialgoue" and "obvious zeal" his enthusiasm rubs off "like street gum". These are actual quotes! Enjoy!!

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/08/theater/new-york-city-audio-tours.html?smid=fb-share&fbclid=IwAR2RnetF4fGcWtlkgyXpB1RxkLgAnRXh_A0PEnA6JT6wN8ModyoEie6AYI

Theater Is in the Streets of New York, if You Listen Recent audio and walking tours provide a gentle return to spectatorship while also revealing overlooked corners of the city.

Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For updated their address. 08/07/2021

Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For updated their address.

Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For updated their address.

01/07/2021

This shirt was made for Tour Noir. Can't wait to sweat on those fedora and bowties!
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#tournoirnyc #fedorasandbowties #macysbackstage #nyc #filmnoir #filmnoirstyle #newyorkcity #nowyork

29/06/2021

When Veronica is feeling that good it usually means bad news for your humble guide Jason Thompson!

📷 cred: @innainu
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#tournoirnyc #nowyork #allinnyc #summerofnyc #tyoc #touryourowncity #nyc #bloodyangle #sightseeing #femmefatale #newyorkcity #newyorkisback

18/06/2021

Playbill?? More like Tour Noir bill! Enjoy a total original freebie on a Tour Noir!
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#tournoirnyc #tournoirbill #totallyoriginal #newyorkisback #broadway #nyc #nowyork #newyork #newyorkcity #sightseeing #playbill #totallyoriginal #tyoc #allinnyc #touryourowncity

04/05/2021

"Tour Noir is a pathway to many tours some might consider unnatural...

Is it possible to take this tour?

Not from an unlicensed Jedi guide..."

Feel the power of Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For! Book now and Happy May the 4th!
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#tournoirnyc #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #maythe4th #maytheforcebewithyou #newyorkisback #tyoc #allinnyc

29/04/2021

"All the News that's Fit to Print".

26/04/2021

We now sell gift cards! The perfect way to give the gift of Tour Noir NYC to anyone and everyone! And for now they don't expire so buy early and often and hope to see you out on these mean streets! I know Veronica will be waiting!
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#tournoirnyc #tournoirnyc2021 #giftcards #NYC #Newyorkcity #allinnewyork #allinnyc #touryourowncity #tyoc #newyorkisback #tourism #tourist

Photos from Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For's post 08/04/2021

Look for Tour Noir NYC on @getyourguide! Now including the perk of a Tour Guide (go to pic 2)! It's high drama!
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#getyourguide #tournoirnyc2021 #tournoirnyc #Newyork #Newyork #NYC #Newyorkcity #sightseeing #sights #tourguide #wereeverywhere

02/04/2021

Enjoy a 20% discount by booking through NYC & Co neighborhood getaway promo using the code "ALLIN". Just book through the old reliable Tour Noir NYC website! See ya around!
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#allinnyc #nycandcompany #neighborhoodgetaways #tournoirnyc #tournoirnyc2021 #NYC #Newyork #newyorkisback #sightseeing #offoffbroadway #discount #cheapthrills

30/11/2020

It's cyber Monday and this happy customer would like to spread the message about purchasing a ticket for the finest sightseeing theater tour in New York!
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#tournoirnyc #cybermonday #cybermonday2020 #tyoc #touryourtown #touryourowncity #nyc #smallbusiness #tourguides #airbnbexperience #Airbnb #downtown #sightseeingtheater #sights #sightseeing #allinnyc

19/11/2020

Tour Noir NYC wishes a happy birthday to hair inspiration Adam Driver / Kylo Ren! Long live the Supreme Leader. Also book a tour!
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#adamdriver #tournoirnyc #nyc #kyloren #hairspiration #emokyloren #starwars #lifeday #tyoc #allinnyc #Newyork #newyorkcity #sightseeingtheater #sights #lowerManhattan

Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For updated their business hours. 16/11/2020

Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For updated their business hours.

Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For updated their business hours.

03/10/2020

We are FINALLY back at it and couldn't have had a finer group to start off with! So much fun.
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#tournoirnyc #touryourtown #touryourowncity #tyoc #allinnyc #Airbnb #airbnbexperience #NYC #nycneverdies #weareback #sightseeingtheater #sights #sightseeing #Newyork #tourism

13/09/2020

The weather is fantastic so why not get outside and enjoy taking a Tour Noir NYC! To anyone looking for a fun and safe to-do in NYC reach out and we'll set something up or book directly on the old website: https://www.tournoirnyc.com/book-now. So let's enjoy NYC while we still can and no better way to do it than to tour your own city!

08/09/2020

We are back on @airbnbexperiences starting on the 11th! Now is the best time to see what your own city has to offer and to help out an authentic New York business! Get out and tour your own city while the weather is nice (safely of course)!
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#touryourowncity #tyoc #allinnyc #allinny #airbnbexperience #Airbnb #tournoirnyc #sightseeingtheater #sightseeing #sights #nyc #nycneverdies #Newyork #newyorkcity #tourguides #tourism #tours #tourist #localbusiness #localguides #localtours

Photos from Tour Noir: A Dame to Guide For's post 01/09/2020

No better view of the Tour Noir route than on the top of the @empirestatebldg - King Kong himself agrees! So book now a tour!
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#tournoirnyc #allinnyc #touryourowncity #tyoc #esb #empirestatebuilding #nyc #Newyork #newyorkcity #bestviews #nycskyline #sightseeingtheater #sights #tourism #tours

Timeline photos 27/05/2020

Excellent artistry by the talented and lovely @non_erica! Stay safe in Brazil!
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#tournoirnyc #fanart #brazil #NYC #newyorkcity #lookinggood

Timeline photos 30/04/2020

The best way to stay safe and help a particular sightseeing theater business hurt by Covid 19 *cough TOUR NOIR NYC *cough is to purchase a gift card through the #iwilltravelagain campaign! The best travel plans and ideas doesn't always mean jetting off to a faraway destination - sometimes it means discovering something new in familiar places! So to all locals and global citizens help now and enjoy a tour later.
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#tournoirnyc #iwilltravelagain #iwilltravel #stayhome

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